Wobbie Wobbit Jukebox

To Be Decided

Wobbie Wobbit - FAWM 2019

warning- adult content

I have been getting loads of these emails for a few months now. Lucky for me I don't have a webcam or go on, ahem, these kind of sites. The lyrics are entirely lifted from the emails which I find to have really funny wording, but creepy and sinister at the same time. Just the minimal rephrase in places to try to get it in some kind of shape, but really it is an amalgamation and reshuffling of a few versions of the emails I receive

Sextortion

Hello Greetings!
I have very bad news for you
I'm is very good coder
from an international hacker group

As you by now have probably guessed
your account was hacked
this was your password
at the time that it was cracked

I installed my trojan virus
then my malicious code
give me access to your contacts
and all your data download

that was in 6 months ago
Since then I have been following you
on your "piquant" sites
I can see everything you do

I have access to your web cam
photos with you on intimate site
your camera shoots the video
every time you... you know what I mean, right?

Oh, yes .. I'm know your secret life
I have harvested a solid dirt... on you...

I am in shock of your reach fantasies!
Wow! I've never seen anything like these!
I know what you like hard funs
which you are hiding from everyone

I did not even know such content could be so exciting!
I tell you - you have a very wild imagination!

You have unbridled fantasy!!!
I synchronized a video with what you see

Turned out amazing!
You are so spectacular!
You big, BIG pervert!!

I think that you would not like
all your contacts to get these files, right?
If you are of the same mind
$800 is quite a fair price

You have 2 days for make payment
If you do not all your contacts will get these crazy shots

I am strongly belive you would not like to show these
videos of your "enjoys"
to your relatives friends or colleagues
where you are employs

Besides, I have so long been spying
having spent a lot of time!
I accept money only in Bitcoins

Your fantasy is shifted far from the normal course!
You are so funny and excited!

Oh, you dirty naughty person...
Your tastes are so weird, Oh my God, what are your like...

You should always think about your security
We hope this case will teach you to keep secrets
I hope you will be prudent
Take care of yourself

Don't be mad at me, everyone has their own work
Do not hold evil! I just do my job
Good luck

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